The Four Horsemen of Enterprise Architecture

The Third Book of the Enterprise Architecture Parables

And, it came to pass, in the latter days of Information Technology, that the Kingdoms of Enterprise were troubled.

For the systems had multiplied, like a pestilence, upon the Earth.

And, the applications begat services, and the services begat APIs, and the APIs begat integrations, and the integrations begat queues.

And, the queues begat more queues.

And, nobody knew why.

And, there was much suffering.

And, the CIO looked upon the architecture and asked_,_ “Who built this sh*t?!?”

And, nobody answered.

For the guilty had long since been promoted.

And, so, the CIO summoned the Enterprise Architect.

And, the Enterprise Architect, dropped his bottle, and staggered forth from the wilderness carrying two tablets.

Upon the first tablet was written:

REASON.

Upon the second:

MOTIVATION.

And the CIO asked, “Are these enough?”

And, the Enterprise Architect looked upon the Kingdoms of Enterprise and wept.

For he knew that they were not.

And Behold, Four Horsemen Appeared

And, on the third day, the sky grew dark.

Not because of an eclipse.

Because, someone had deployed a new version of the identity platform without telling Information Security.

And, four riders appeared upon the horizon.

Their horses were magnificent.

Their armor was ancient.

Their expressions were grim.

And each carried a weapon forged in the fires of Enterprise IT.

The first was named Complexity.

The second was named Change.

The third was named Cost.

And, the fourth was named Consequences.

And, the people trembled.

And, the Enterprise Architect said_,_ “Fear not.”

Then, he paused. Looked beyond the forth wall, and spoke, “Actually, yes. Be Afraid; be very afraid.

The First Horseman: Complexity

And, Complexity rode forth.

Wherever he went, simplicity died.

He entered a humble application containing one database and whispered: “Microservices.”

And, the database was divided.

Then, he whispered: “Event-driven architecture.”

And, events appeared.

Then, “Service mesh.”

And another platform was deployed.

Then, “Zero Trust”

And, seventeen identity tokens were introduced.

Then, “Let’s put it all on Kubernetes.”

And, the developers fell upon their knees.

Not in worship.

In despair.

And, the architecture diagram grew.

And, grew.

And, grew.

Until it covered an entire conference-room wall.

And, the Architect looked upon it and asked_,_ “What business problem does this solve?”

And, the architect responsible for the diagram replied_,_ “It’s cloud native.”

And, the Enterprise Architect asked_,_ “Yes. But what problem does it solve?”

And, the architect replied: “It scales.”

And, the Enterprise Architect asked, “What needs to scale?”

And, the architect replied_, “The architecture.”_

And, there was silence.

For nobody had anticipated that question.

The Gospel According to Complexity

And Complexity taught the people a sacred doctrine:

If one technology can solve a problem, three technologies can solve it better at 10X the cost.

And, the people believed.

They introduced an API Gateway to route traffic to a Service Mesh that routed traffic to microservices that communicated through a message broker that eventually wrote to a database.

And, then they created another API Gateway because the first API Gateway belonged to another team.

And, they called this: Platform Engineering.

And, it was good.

Well…

It was something.

The Second Horseman: Change

And, Change rode next.

And, wherever Change went, yesterday’s architecture became legacy.

He shouted, “Modernize!”

And, the people modernized.

Then, he shouted, “Transform!”

And, they transformed.

Then, “Digitize!”

And they digitized.

Then, “Become AI-first!”

And, everyone stared nervously at one another.

For nobody knew what “AI-first” meant.

But, everyone agreed that it was urgent.

And, thus every application acquired an AI strategy.

The application that managed employee parking spaces acquired an AI chatbot.

The expense system acquired an AI copilot.

The coffee machine acquired an AI assistant.

And, somewhere, in a dark corner of the enterprise, a machine-learning model was trained to determine whether employees preferred medium or dark roast.

The model had a 94% confidence interval.

Nobody knew what that meant.

But, the Chief Digital Officer was delighted.

And, Change Spoke

And, Change said unto the people_,_ “Behold! The old system shall be replaced.”

And the people asked, “With what?”

And Change answered, “Something modern.”

And they asked, “Which technology?”

And Change answered, “We shall determine that during the discovery phase.”

And, the discovery phase lasted eighteen months.

And, after eighteen months, the organization discovered: They had no budget.

And, there was weeping.

And, Change smiled.

For Change had already moved on.

The Third Horseman: Cost

And, then came Cost.

And, Cost was not angry.

Cost did not shout.

Cost simply carried a spreadsheet.

And, the spreadsheet contained numbers.

And, the numbers were large.

Very large.

And, the CIO asked, “Why does our cloud bill look like the GDP of a small nation?”

And, the Cloud Architect answered: “Because we’re optimizing for scalability.”

And, the CIO asked: “Do we need this much scalability?”

And, the Cloud Architect answered: “Not currently.”

And, the CIO asked: “Then why are we paying for it?”

And, the Cloud Architect replied: “Future-proofing.”

And, Cost smiled.

The Miracle of FinOps

And, the people discovered FinOps.

And, FinOps was proclaimed to be the answer.

And, they created dashboards.

And, dashboards begat reports.

And, reports begat meetings.

And, meetings begat action items.

And, the action items were assigned.

And, the action items were closed.

And, the cloud bill remained exactly the same.

And, the people asked: “What happened?”

And, FinOps answered: “We now have visibility.”

And, the people said: “But did we reduce the cost?”

And, FinOps replied: “We have excellent visibility into why we did not.”

And, there was rejoicing.

For at least the dashboard looked professional.

The Fourth Horseman: Consequences

And. then came Consequences.

And. of all the Horsemen, he was the most feared.

For Complexity can be removed.

Change can be delayed.

Cost can sometimes be negotiated.

But. Consequences?

Consequences always collect.

Eventually.

With interest.

And, Consequences rode into the enterprise carrying four scrolls.

Upon the first was written: TECHNICAL DEBT.

Upon the second: OPERATIONAL RISK.

Upon the third: SECURITY.

And, upon the fourth: “WHO APPROVED THIS?”

And, the people fled.

The Great Reckoning

And Consequences came upon a system that had been designed seven years earlier.

At the time, it had been described as “a tactical solution.”

Seven years later, it processed 73% of the company’s revenue.

Nobody knew how it worked.

The original developers had left.

The documentation was stored in a wiki whose password had been lost.

The source code was maintained by one contractor named Dave.

Dave was 63 years old.

Dave had been planning to retire for four years.

Dave had become immortal.

And, then one morning Dave called in sick.

And the system stopped working.

And, the executives asked_,_ “Who knows this system?”

And, everyone pointed toward Dave’s empty chair.

And, thus was fulfilled the ancient prophecy when the only person who understands the system is unavailable, the architecture has already failed.

And, the Enterprise Architect Spoke

And the Enterprise Architect gathered the people together.

And, he said:

“You have seen the Four Horsemen.”

“You have seen Complexity.”

“You have seen Change.”

“You have seen Cost.”

“And you have seen Consequences.”

Then, he raised the first cattle prod.

Reason.

And, he asked, “Must every problem become a platform?”

And, the people answered, “No.”

And, he asked, “Must every application become a microservice?”

“No.”

And, he asked, “Must every system contain AI?”

“No.”

And, he asked, “Must every architecture be cloud native?”

And, someone from Marketing whispered, “Yes.”

And, the Enterprise Architect struck him with the Cattle Prod.

Then, He Raised the Second Cattle Prod.

Motivation.

And he asked, “Will we actually make these decisions?”

And the people answered_, “Yes.”_

And, he asked, “Will we stop building things simply because they are fashionable?”

And, the people answered, “Yes.”

And, he asked, “Will we retire systems that no longer serve a purpose?”

The people became silent.

And. finally someone whispered_,_ “That would be politically difficult.”

And. the Enterprise Architect said_,_ “Ah.”

For therein lay the true enemy.

The Fifth Horseman

And, the people thought there were only four.

But, they were mistaken.

For there is always a fifth.

And, the fifth Horseman does not ride a horse.

He rides a steering committee.

His name is Politics.

And, Politics carries no weapon.

He does not need one.

He simply asks, “Who owns this?”

And, then, “Who benefits?”

And, then, “Who loses?”

And, then, “Who approved the previous architecture?”

And, finally, “Can we take this offline?”

And, every project dies.

The Book of Architectural Revelation

And, it was revealed unto the Enterprise Architect that the Four Horsemen were not enemies.

They were warnings.

For Complexity asks:

“Are you building more than you need?”

Change asks, “Will your architecture survive tomorrow?”

Cost asks, “Can you afford the architecture you designed?”

And, Consequences asks, “What happens when you’re wrong?”

And, these questions are not optional.

They are the price of being an architect.

For architecture is not the art of drawing boxes.

It is the art of deciding which boxes should exist at all.

And, Thus Spoke the Architect

And, the Architect looked upon the vast enterprise architecture repository.

There were 14,382 diagrams.

None were current.

There were 6,711 standards.

Nobody had read them.

There were 2,419 architectural decisions.

Most said_, “TBD.”_

There were 814 technology principles.

Three were still relevant.

And, the Architect closed the repository.

And said, “Perhaps we have enough architecture.”

And, the people gasped.

For this was heresy.

And, the Architect continued:

“Perhaps what we need is not another framework.”

“Perhaps we need fewer decisions.”

“Perhaps we need better decisions.”

“Perhaps we need people who are willing to make them.”

“And perhaps — just perhaps — we should stop calling every meeting an architectural review.”

And, the people were astonished.

For nobody had ever spoken such words in the presence of the Architecture Review Board.

The Final Prophecy

And so the Enterprise Architect wrote upon the final tablet:

I. Reason without Motivation leads to paralysis.

II. Motivation without Reason leads to stupidity.

III. Architecture without Accountability leads to decoration.

IV. Governance without Authority leads to theater.

V. Technology without Purpose leads to expense.

VI. And all of them without Consequences lead to yet another transformation program.

Then, the Architect looked toward the horizon.

The Four Horsemen had disappeared.

The clouds parted.

The sun shone.

The developers returned to their desks.

The architects returned to their diagrams.

The project managers updated Jira.

The executives requested a dashboard.

And, someone opened a ticket: “Create Enterprise Architecture Strategy for AI-Enabled Cloud-Native Digital Transformation.”

Priority: URGENT.

Due: Friday.

And, the Enterprise Architect smiled.

For he knew that the Horsemen had not left.

They were merely waiting.

Waiting for the next architecture review.

Waiting for the next transformation.

Waiting for the next executive who would say, “I don’t care how you do it. Just make it simple.”

And, thus ended the Third Book.

And, please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this world, do not put it on Kubernetes.

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